Echoplex Park: What Not To Buy This Holiday Season

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Now that the holiday season is upon us, I thought I would give some tips on what NOT to buy someone for Chrishannukah.

Quirk said...: I want a banana-shaped blue broccoli. Can the geneticist mad-scientists make me one of those? Can they make it walk?; 12:59 PM
Bev Sykes said...: Best part of the blog book is they tell you how to read a blog. I didn't realize we needed reading lessons!; 8:33 AM
Dave H. said...: Of course, it is normally white only because it's shielded from the sun (usually by wrapping the heads in the leaves and tying them off with a rubber band). If you just let it ripen in the sun, it will be a yellowish-orange color anyway.

And the real bright orange variety might taste the same, but it has much, much more vitamin C in it.

But as Mark Twain said, Cauliflower is nothing more than "cabbage with a college education."

What disturbs me most is Schlomo's penchant for simply ripping into whatever he feels a hankerin' for. Way to spread the avian flu there Schlo!; 7:47 AM
Anonymous said...: That's what I come here for. First person education. If only the Doom movie likewise incorporated this element.; 9:58 PM

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