Thursday, November 10, 2005

What Not To Buy This Holiday Season

Now that the holiday season is upon us, I thought I would give some tips on what NOT to buy someone for Chrishannukah.


Blogger Quirk said...

I want a banana-shaped blue broccoli. Can the geneticist mad-scientists make me one of those? Can they make it walk?

12:59 PM  
Blogger Bev Sykes said...

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8:33 AM  
Blogger Dave H. said...

Of course, it is normally white only because it's shielded from the sun (usually by wrapping the heads in the leaves and tying them off with a rubber band). If you just let it ripen in the sun, it will be a yellowish-orange color anyway.

And the real bright orange variety might taste the same, but it has much, much more vitamin C in it.

But as Mark Twain said, Cauliflower is nothing more than "cabbage with a college education."

What disturbs me most is Schlomo's penchant for simply ripping into whatever he feels a hankerin' for. Way to spread the avian flu there Schlo!

7:47 AM  
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